Lotsa stuff has happened since i last checked in. So here's a list

-Bagged myself a lady friend (hoo-ah!)
-Learned to drive
-Went to the rust belt
-fought big foot

thats all
also
THE USSF's OFFICIAL MOTTO FOR MAKE OF BETTER COUNTRY!
We constantly work every day on Big Leader Derrike, and for make do the Incorporated Socialist states of dominated force in the world. Our opponents from our armed forces of great power can shiver. Workers of the world, be united!
We carry out greater tradition of the Soviet leaders for our country to reach greater perfection! There can be our full domination of the world an attribute of good omens!
Grandfather Lenin and the Father of the Daddy believe, that Stalin has made, as the world should work! There can be our republics even more successful, than former people thought probably!
We struggled against a malicious capitalist pig of a pig and have won, but have been placed " in a place " by greater Jews rubber evil! Our Nation Can and Santas the Christ strike malicious animals of the Jew!
Remember! Jew is good at making sneak! We must find all rich capitalists and bank mongrels jew and send them to the plains of cold of Sirria!

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
DUE TO ANTISEMITISM IN TRANSLATION, TRANSLATORS HAVE BEEN SHOT.